Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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