I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Randomize
