Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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