Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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