He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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