Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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