that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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