I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
We left the knife in your bed.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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