I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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