can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
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