I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
