think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I am full of burrito and curiosity
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
