wrigley field is MILF paradise
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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