PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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