I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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