It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
