Im at strip club and am horny
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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