They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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