Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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