I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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