Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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