we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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