Whod you bang
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
