Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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