I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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