I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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