I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I wannas sexs uuuuu
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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