please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Its about making memories worth repressing
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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