Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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