You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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