sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
honey bunches of taint.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
