Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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