nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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