I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Me too!
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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