I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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