you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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