The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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