So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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