Where is the hickey?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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