I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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