im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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