The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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