I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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