careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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