yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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