their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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