East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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