sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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