This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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