He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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